Happy Birthday flix! 
Would anyone that is at uq on this friday be interested in meeting me at the red room at 12pm?
I have never been a fan of anything to do with the artist Eminem, but I have to admit, I do like the latest single “Lose yourself”.
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him… they kiss… and then they rip each other’s clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?” The guy says, “Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.”
Ta flix
It’s flix’s bday tomorrow, so every one should send her a gift/email saying happy bday.
I think you all should send me a gift also. because I said so.
Seems have alot of uni work to do, i shall do this… later.
k bi.
I did something different today. Not different in that, something new, but more something I used to do. Not come home and chat on irc and browse “amidwarfpornornot” all afternoon. I went out and saw the bourne identity and fuck me, it was all i wanted. 10 bucks, I got a movie which was great, and small (read perfect size) coke and pop corn. the movie stopped half way. fuckin, yeh, thats the shit. thats awesome. why? because i know i get a free fucking movie ticket. and i did too. har har.
so yeah
had a good chat with renay from work who was just leaving as i came out of the movie. so that was good
then dinner was l33t too. and my mobile bill wasnt as big as i expected.
fuckin yeah babey.
Lunatic Asylum - Cabal (Energy Flow)
Mauro Picotto - Pegasus
leetest trance tracks from 2000.
k
bi!
What your car says about you!
Sunday, October 27th, 2002
(Stolen from some random forum)
BMW M3 (17″ DTMs & Remus Exhaust) I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas business student
BMW 7 Series I enjoy fixing “accidental” scratches down the entire length of my car
BMW 850i I have so much money it literally makes people vomit spontaneously
Honda NSX I cannot get an erection
Morris Mini I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
Mitsubishi Magna I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
Holden Commodore VL I like being reminded my”big Aussie six” is really a Skyline motor
Suzuki Swift GTi I can’t wait to got off my “P” plates
Mazda RX-7 I can’t afford a Porsche
Mazda RX-2 I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
Mazda RX-3 I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
Holden Sandman I saw Mad Max 367 times
Holden Berlina I am a very good Amway salesperson
Holden Statesman I am a pimp
Holden Statesman HSV I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Holden Commodore GTS-R I’m in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is a slow old codger
Volkswagen Kombi I am leading a militia to overthrow the government, and this is a car bomb.
Toyota Corona I teach fourth grade special education
Holden Gemini I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Nissan Skyline GTR I slow down to 120 in school zones and don’t like Jap Superbikes
Subaru Impreza WRX I slow down to 160 in school zones and don’t like Jap Superbikes or GTRs
Mazda 323 4WD Turbo I wish I could afford a WRX
Mitsubishi Lancer GSR This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
Toyota Celica SX I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won the WRC, like on the ads
Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims) I enjoy having people slow to 60kph when I pull up behind them
Suzuki Sierra I will start Year 11 this year
Suzuki Vitara I will start Year i2 this year
Nissan EXA I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Toyota Corolla KE I have just graduated and have no credit rating
Hyundai Excel 1 I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Excel 2 1 am a receptionist and this is my first car
Ford Taurus I am sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
Volkswagen Beetle I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
Toyota Tarago I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my car looks like a wombat
Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year
Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lamborghini Diablo I only have one testicle
Fiat X-19 This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
Mercedes 500SL Stretched I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
Mazda MX-5 I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck
MGB I am dating a mechanic
MGF I’ve just dumped a mechanic
Mitsubishi Starion I don’t know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Holden Commodore VN I just stole this car and I’m going to ram raid an Adidas store
Honda Civic / Prelude with 17″ DTMs I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo I have a three inch dick
Porsche 944 I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Subaru Liberty I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Camira So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don’t owe money on it
1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
Impreza WRX: I am a herd animal
Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
Honda Civic: be original… Just like your friends.
VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
Hyundai Exel: Im going to increase it’s performance with a rear wing
Toyota Camry Wagon: Im the new breed of volvo drivers
2002 Monaro: I have nfi about cars, but all my rev head mates think I am a hero.
Ford laser - I dont have a choice
351 GT - I like people from the next suburb to know when Im comin round
Suzuki GTi - I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to r&b music
Mercedes-Benz A160: - Look! it has mercedes badges!
Hyundai Accent: - at least its not an Exel
Commodore VK - Come steal my car, it’s not as if they key’s any fscking different
Commodore VL - I’d like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me.
Suzuki Mighty Boy - You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being greedy.
Subaru Impreza RX : My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend its a Rex!
Suzuki Swift Extreme: Im too stingy to pay GTi insurance
Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: Im hoping people wont know this isnt the 4WD Turbo version..
Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like ****, goes like ****, but you just can’t kill the barstard.
Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It’s even got an original Nismo sticker!
R31 Skyline: No, really, it’s fast. I think..
R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well…
R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it is the slowest one?
R34 Skyline: My parents own a “small corner shop in Tokyo”
Hyundai Excel: So what if it’s not a real car? It has a nice stereo. No wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
VH-VL commodore: You’d think my most valuable possesion would not be easily stolen with a screwdriver wouldn’t you?
Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week.
Silvia or 180SX 1.8l or 2.0l Non-Turbo: I own an Import!
:D
it’s occured to me that i havent posted in a few days and i guess i just couldnt give a fuck keke. ive just finished an assignment this morning and i hope it’s enough to keep the nubes happy. if it isnt, well, that will eat wang.
i had the riceline serviced yesterday and got new brake rotors and pads (mmm bendix) on the rear. they dont fade much and really feel alot nicers. its amazing how much more power and how much smoother the power is after a service. pity it cost me 1.5x weeks wages.
i have to admit, dispite the impending boneage of exams this sememster i am feeling relief that i no more real assesment to compl33t. but these exams will own me more than that “0-300kmh in under 14 seconds” bugatti i saw the other week. oh yeah!
oh
and just a tip.
car stickers promoting the brand of stereo equipment you may or may not have is a valid invitation for theives to steal said equipment. and more so, why would you need a sticker anyway? no one fucking cares and if your stereo is so shit that you have to visually tell people that there is one because it’s not loud enough then…. suck it.
so ahh, yeah.
it looks like a weekend is coming.