I like my women the way I like my ice cream, cheap and white.

Your fork is too small.

I really really really don’t want to be at uni today, let alone be awake.

Headless Chickens - Cruise Control

loki’s birthday is today apparently. the ‘fag’ didnt tell me, so I was unable to arrange his William Dafoe lookalike stripper. Happy Birthday LOKEI SIRE!

Someone I know had a rather interesting situation in a costume shop. I think the lady was so offended mainly because you didnt invite her to the party, mabey we should return and ask her to come.

it’s not like there will be anything else to do. how fucked up will the tv be. i was sick of it by 4 hours last year, i dont think i can take it any more. i think im gonna snap one day and go over there and build them some new towers so they can quit their whining. like 2 year olds they are.

You know when, every single irc channel you’re on, across every network goes completely silent all of a sudden and you’re not disconnected. It’s like you’re the last person alive on the internet. i love it.

then someone speaks and its all ruined.

This week on b105, they are playing the “one hit wonders of the 80s and 90s”. It’s been a refreshing change in comparison to the repeated crap they play. Same songs every single fucking day. There have been a few songs I havent heard in a long time.

I don’t fucking understand their defintion of “one hit wonder”. Mabey they mean “one or hit wonder”. Apparently the Verver, run dmc, daft punk, fun loving criminals and Enigma are one hit wonders. nubes.

Otherwise, work is enjoyable atm. Lot’s of coffee.

Now, I’m going to say something. I am reading alot of LJs atm, and I’m sick of hearing about hard your fucking life is. Sure you may have had a hard fucking life and have had your life fucked up because of someone or something. fuck you. some of us have had worse. there is a person in my life, that has caused me extreme amounts of pain and anguish, but i’ve never mentioned it. it’s fucked my brain up so hardcore im probabaly clinical.

His name is the “Jive Bunny”. Remember that early nineties remixing of old jive tracks? That’s him. I still wake up at night in a cold sweat. i have seizures and cognitive problems because of him. sure you may have been killed by your step dad, but just think about the people with real problems out there, like me.

NB, the above 2 (two) paragraphs are satirical. If you didnt get that, you are not winner

Some people are still lacking an ISP with dns updating skills, so, i guess if thats you, you wont read this until your ISP lacking in dns updating skills gets some dns updating skills, thus making this statement redundant. move along or i’ll fucking shoot you.

What’s a weekend?

It appears that the changeover of both domain registrars and site hosting has gone without a hitch, or rather one that no one knows about.

Emails other than kryz@kryz0r.com may bounce for a while.

everything should be working.

So,

“I fell down some stairs.”

No really, I did.

Happy 21st to Doof for yesterday.

So, enjoy the new hosts. they should be just as fast as the old ones, by what the pings are telling me.

I don’t listen to Enigma anymore.

I do tonight.